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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. Mae West

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. General George Patton

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Oscar Wilde

There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah. Ronald Reagan

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house., Zsa Zsa Gabor

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Oprah Winfrey




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