MySpace Celebrity Quotes

I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. Ozzie Osbourne

I have a `no reading' policy. I like the pictures. I have found life much easier if you just abstain. Brad Pitt

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. Frank Sinatra

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. Ice T

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain Joaquin Phoenix

I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. Groucho Marx

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. Elvis Presley

I’m tough. I’m ambitious. And I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, OK. Madonna

Why can’t you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. Michael Jackson

I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference ... God has given me this new chance. Paris Hilton

What's a soup kitchen? Paris Hilton